FAQ for Jocasta’s Christening

Extremely. Important. Information.

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Jocasta wears a hood at all times.

Will there be alcohol at the christening?

What should I wear to the ceremony?

Should I bring a present?

The invitation is covered in animal doodles. Can I assume those are just for decoration, or will there be actual animals there?

What will the menu be, and will you accommodate special requests?

What does the postscript, “This is a consensual christening,” mean?

We don’t believe in original sin. Should we come anyway?

Don’t you feel the name “Jocasta” has some negative connotations from Greek mythology?

Will Jocasta be able to enjoy an 8-hour christening?

See you all there!

Platonic kisses and emotional hugs,
Regan

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